Monday, November 16, 2009

The Quiet Shephard

My name is Jypsie, yes, Jypsie with a J and an IE. I was born cursed or blessed, whichever way you want to see it. I'm like your normal, everyday teenage girl with the incredible powers of a genie. Yeah sure it has its advantages but it has a hell of a lot of negatives. Though with this asset, my life will never be boring, ever.

This all started on my 16th birthday. You know how every year when you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and you are supposed to make a wish, well every year my wish had come true no matter how big or strange. After sixteen years of birthday wishes, it was quite obvious that I was special and not in the dumb way.

Another reason why I came to my conclusion was that one night when I was with my family, my dog was barking so loud and I yelled 'I WISH THAT DOG WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP!' and immediately my dog was quiet. My family thought it was just a strange coincidence but since then my dog has never barked or whined and that was overly weird. It's not that I don't like my dog it was just one of those wishes that you make out of anger or vain. It was terrible and I felt responsible for it.

But as I was saying my 16th birthday wish was going to prove my theory. For my 'Sweet Sixteen' I was hosting a party with everybody in my grade coming, including the most popular people in our grade. When I blew out my candles I silently whispered under my breath 'I wish for the most popular guy to kiss me on the lips tonight.'. I had to say it out loud because that is just how these thing work. About 30 minutes later, this gorgeous guy came up to me and said he wanted to talk to me but I knew what was happening. He took me onto the balcony and we had a very passionate kiss in the moonlight. When he said goodbye and left to join his large group of friends but all I could do was smile.

Well now you know my secret but please, whatever you do, don't tell anyone. Shhhh.